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Post by [CAI]sir on Mar 31, 2006 20:33:36 GMT -5
Im afraid teh force is never wrong cloud mustve used mind control powers or something which breaks the jedi code even more.
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Post by Emperor Pratt the First on Apr 4, 2006 21:47:48 GMT -5
At long last, the True Master of the Dark Side has finished his studies with the trapped spirits of the Sith Lords before him and he turns his pearcing gaze towards the galaxy he once called HIS and began his search for a new body to inabit.
As he travels the great voids between planets to his chosen body, he comes across the fallen spirit of his old master, Darth Sidious, otherwise known as Palpatine...
"My master, its good to see you once more."
"Humph, pratt...you fool, if i could i would destroy you were you stand, however, thanks to YOU, I am trapped here in this nether-relm where i cannot cross over, nor resurrect myself into the galaxy...you have alot of nerve tracking me down..."
"Please master, this is purely coincedence...and if you remember correctly, it wasnt I who dragged your spirit here and trapped it, I just so happened to let you be destroyed by Skywalker and his Jedi. However, if you were to help me, I will see about releasing you from your torment"
"what do you wish?"
"I require the knowledge of Force Storms! It was the only power you never taught me and without it, I will never be able to fully destroy my brother, not even my Force Devistation can extinguish his spirit..."
"hummmmm...very well, in exchange for releasing me from this prison, I will teach you the rest of my knowledge"
"Deal"
And so Palpatine taught Pratt the final teachings that were once written in the books of Hate and Pain and before long, Pratt has mastered the single most powerful gift of the darkside, The Force Storm, a titanic storm of pure rage and hate that disintegrates anything in its path, ships, moons, planets.... Jedi...And this new power pleases the Dark Lord...
"Sence you have kept your word, I will releace you from your prison"
"YES! At last the galaxy will know my rath....uh HEY! WHATS HAPPENING!"
"huhuhuhuhuh....HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! You old fool, your spirit is crossing over to the next world, heeheehee, did u really think i would let you resurrect yourself? Such a pity..."
And with a horrible scream that echoed throughout the universe, Palpatine at last lost his battle with death and scummed to the inevitable....
"muhhhahahahhaaa...at last i have the power i need to end this petty conflect with my brother and at last I will truely be able to say I AM THE MASTER!"
Pratt turns and speeds away to steal his chosen victum's body from him, but who could this person be? And can his body contain Pratt's vile power? Tune in next time for the exciting conclusion!
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Post by [CAI]sir on Apr 10, 2006 18:28:04 GMT -5
*Sir stands down in front of a massive temple he feels the power of the sith lord pratt inside he hesatates but pulls the fear from his mind he walks into the temple but doesnt see a dark lord anywhere instead he sees cloud standing in the temple* "wait how can this be i saw you die by the hand of anime" *Cloud lights up his saber revieling a man who was shrowded in darkness he says* "U fool anime was weak weaker than i but he still managed to kill me but i am back back from the force in my tru form and this is my brother" *sir is confuse* "WHAT HOW IS ZOMBIE CLOUD YOUR BRO" *Pratt looks on him in astonishment* "you truly do not know the ways of the force I AM CLOUD NOW BWAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HE WAS MY NEW BODY BWAAAA HA HA and this man is my evil clone" *All of the sudden another being appears he has no darkness in him but a strang sense of good he speaks* "Hello evil clone of pratt we finally meet again yes it is I Tom. Drop the evil and hatred you feel join the light" *Pratt looks even more astoished than before he says* "Tom the force is strong in you feel your hate flow" *He casts down his lightsaber* "Strike me down unarmed take my place in the darkness" *Tom screams* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Evil clone of pratt then sends a ray of electricity at sir knocking him to the ground and uses his other hand to retrieve his lightsaber which he throws at tom missing by mere inches. He catches his lightsaber again and he and his real self in Cloud form charge at anime and sir. Tom says* "We must work together to even have a prayer of beating them you take Pratt in Cloud form and i will take the evil clone" *All of the sudden Anime back from his hangover in the cantina runs in starting to scream FIRE FIRE but evil clone of pratt sensing it flys to him and cuts his head off* "I will not fall for that again young anime u must see that i am far more powerful that that foolish normal pratt" *Pratt in cloud form then looks back angry* "WHAT DID U JUST SAY" *The two forms of pratt break out in a massive fight against each other while crippled sir and Tom look on in amazement. To the one side where animes broken body lay u see it start to move* Sir sees a flashback Anime says "Anime ppl can always survive getting hurt really bad" *Animes broken corpse hefts a blaster he fires hitting Clone pratt in the heart killing him instantly. Now that pratt sees his original threat is dead he goes after his murderer anime and finishes him once and for all by draining all his life out and using it to revive his fallen brother. His clone in thanks although is weak decides to leave killing Cloud Pratt until after they defeat the two Jedi who are tainting the temple of darkness*
WHAT will happen who will win find out in one of the next posts.
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Post by Emperor Pratt the First on Apr 11, 2006 16:38:47 GMT -5
ok...thats not quite what i had in mind but i'll run with it....
As the Clone of Pratt moves against Sir and Tom, the True Pratt senses that his time is near, with this current body so terribly weakened, there is little he would be able to do to stop his clone from extinguishing his spirit and forcing him into the next world. *blast it all, i should have realized cloning myself would be a mistake, he has the knowledge that could end my existence perminantly, but thats no matter, I still have a trick up my sleeve, he doesnt know the Force Storm...* (he was cloned before Pratt origionally died) Calling upon the pure rage that only a Dark Lord of the Sith could muster, He forms the Force Storm above the planet and fuels its destructive power. *Fitting, I'll actually go along with my origional plan and extinguish my brother with the Force Storm as I wanted...*
"FOOLS! How could you ever hope to defeat a being such as I? As we speak, your end is near, I am summoning a Force Storm this very minute and soon it will crash into the planet and devour all life on this lump of rock! Look upon your end and dispare for it will only fuel my future power!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" with mixed rage and suprise, the clone of pratt lundges at him and cuts him through.
*heeeh....the fool, he did just as I wanted....now i will live on forever...*
Now with his soul unshackled by his body, Pratt can make his escape before the Force Storm renders the planet lifeless and spiritless...
-I wont let you get away with this!-
-huh? its too late brother! unlike me, you are still trapped in that body until it revives itself! fitting that you will be done in by your own power!-
-This isnt over! i'll find a way to come back, I WILL!-
-hee hee hee hee HAA HAA HAA!!! so long, brother-
And with that, the Force Storm crashed upon the planet and devoured all of pratt's enemies, sir, tom, anime, and his own brother...
Now there is nothing stopping Pratt from taking the galaxy for himself! He must only find a force sensitive body that his vile essence may occupy. Will anyone have the power to resist pratt? Or will the lack of any jedi left in the galaxy mean that such military power will be meaningless? But the strange thing about jedi is, there is always another...
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Post by [CAI]sir on Apr 11, 2006 18:42:37 GMT -5
*The force storm ended all is dead on the planet. Friends foes all dead.. A very small section of th army still orbiting the planet remains unscathed.. Also another small section of army is still alive on the opposite side of the planet shielded from the storm by the distant moon. Where the storm was most powerful you see a hand move twitching for life but fails and dies.. Another noise is heard you see a door swing open.. A figure stands hunched over severely injured.. It limps over to sirs limp injured broken corpse and feels a tiny bit of force still left.. It humms a healing spell that heals sirs wounds just enough for them to both walk away to look for refuge on the other side of the planet.. The strange figure who somehow managed to survive the force storm is none other than one of the most powerful jedis in the galaxy that jedi was tom.* "So this is it," Tom says, "we are the last hope of the galaxy a few beaten down jedi." Sir then says in a limp voice, "Or are we."
*DA DA DAAAAA*
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Post by {AB}TOM on Apr 12, 2006 5:59:26 GMT -5
wow i leave the galaxy in a flash then i end up being the one of the survivers........ wow
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Post by Rad on Apr 12, 2006 17:13:25 GMT -5
Rad and Amidala vacation in Cancun. Rad uses what little knowledge he has of the force to keep the photographers away cause, well, Amidala is tired of the paparatzi. Sun is hot, Corona is cold. It is a nice vacation. One evening, there is kind of a bright flash in the sky. Rad and Amidala agree that finally Pratt is done fighting with anime and the others. Thank goodness.
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Post by [CAI]sir on Apr 12, 2006 21:03:18 GMT -5
Acctually the flash u saw was pratts evil army of fake sith vaporizing another planet from the galaxy but at least u had hope.
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Post by {AB}TOM on Apr 13, 2006 16:05:53 GMT -5
or was it me returning from my teleportation?
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Post by Rad on Apr 14, 2006 10:27:44 GMT -5
I watched Episode II with my kids last night... this is almost as hokey as that was- even Sir is a better actor than Hayden Christiansen (or whatever his name was).
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Post by {AB}TOM on Apr 14, 2006 10:34:31 GMT -5
i think 2 is the worst one..... not enough action
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Post by Rad on Apr 14, 2006 22:16:55 GMT -5
Any episode with Jar-Jar is a worst one. III is too violent for my kids, and my old VHS tapes of the original 4, 5, and 6 are barely working anymore from almost 2 decades of overuse. So there you have it!!!
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Post by Emperor Pratt the First on Apr 15, 2006 1:36:08 GMT -5
I watched Episode II with my kids last night... this is almost as hokey as that was- even Sir is a better actor than Hayden Christiansen (or whatever his name was). ROFL! i think u actually got it right well, its supposed to be corny (our story, not episode 2, it just turned out to be a failure )
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