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[{AB}Cloud- Bacon # 5]

I will not allow you to corrupt the Force any long.. emperor... and tonight, you shall die by my mighty blades.

*Cloud takes up a battle stance while waiting as Pratt slowly rises from the ground*

*once pratt is standing, Cloud screams and lunges toward his prey.... and misses. He flies over the edge of a poorly placed ledge, and falls to his death, or so pratt thinks*

[Emperor Pratt the First]

*as he leans over the edge to peer at his fallen nemesis*

Young fool...he saved me the trouble of killing him...

*while distracted by the amusing fate of cloud, the three young rebels are helped away by Cloud's apprentace, Sabre, the kiwi of vertue*

huh?! where did they go??!!!!

*behind* they have escaped!

*Emperor Pratt whirls around to see that Cloud hadnt fallen after all, but had instead used a force illusion of himself!*

Soooo...you have grown stronger since we last met, but no manner of training can ever prepare you for my power, a power not limited by those foolish jedi, but POWER INFINATE!!!! And now...you will experience me at my FULL potency!!!!

*as he speaks these words, Emperor Pratt summons forth a tremendous gale at cloud, picking up the young jedi as if he were a doll and flinging him from the presence of the dark lord*

I WILL NOT BE BEATEN THIS WAY!

*crys cloud as he turns toward his attacker and fires a powerful psycic blast, knocking Pratt to the floor, ending the winds*

*landing with grace that would make even the most advanced of jedi masters envious, he removes his lightsaber and ignites it*

Your reign of terror is ended, my lord...

Heh, you think a lucky shot will defeat ME? Do not underestimate the power of the darkside for it will be your undoing...

*with that, Pratt pulled his two sabers from his dark robes and droped to a wide stance with one saber high and the other low*

Prepare for your end.....

*can cloud possibly withstand the True master of the darkside and defeat the dark lord? or will the galaxy be plunged into an eternity of darkness fortold in sith legend? Tune in next time for the next episode!!!*

[Emperor Pratt the First]

u kno, we should move this thread to the main and rename it to "the neverending story" or something like that (preferably something origional ) lol i find it pretty intertaining ;D ok, next guy keep the story rolling! ;D

[animejunkie]

*cloud is so cool...... I wonder where I can get a big sword like that?*
Next anime retaliates at emperor pratt with his special power.... Talking peoples ears offf!!!!! buahahahahaha!!!!

[Rad]

*Rad realizes that this situation is not a good one. He sees Queen Amidala running through the next room and goes over and asks her out for drinks. Rad and Amidala end up married and living on Naboo. Because she never hooks up with Anakin, Luke and Leia are never born, and Rad has screwed up the prophecy and the fate of the Jedi are sealed. Rad, however, figures it is ok because Amidala is hot (without all that makeup on). Wait, she is over 18 now, isn't she?

**Then Rad edits his posting to fix the name of the stupid planet... man, it has been a while since I have watched the movies...**

[{AB}TOM]

*however at the same time, tom runs to the nearest corner*

*a blinding flash covers the room*

*and tom has gone, all that remains is a note saying, "pratt our time will come"*

[Rad]

*Unfortunately Tom does not state what time that will be, so when Tom does come back later to kick Pratt's butt, Pratt isn't there. So Tom has to wait until later.

[{AB}TOM]

*rad looks at message more closly*
*more writting appears, "evil clone of pratt..... our time will come*

[Rad]

*rad is confused, but that is not new.

[animejunkie]

*anime runs in the room and scream* Fire Fire!!!! *as predictable as pratt is he runs out of a window. He falls to his death.

[Emperor Pratt the First]

lol, comeon, u can find a more creative way for me to go than that

*though his body is crushed, his spirit remains. He has learned the teachings of Darth Plagues well, he has achieved imortality through the darkside. As his spirit wanders to find a body, he comes across the trapped spirits of the sith of old and he stops to learn their power. When he eventually finds a new body to inhabit, pratt will return more powerful than anyone could possibly fathom...but until then, the galaxy is safe from his rage*

[{AB}Cloud- Bacon # 5]

*cloud stands there looking around extremely confused by what has just transpired in front of him.. the death of the dark lord Emperor Pratt falling to his death after being scared by anime yelling FIRE FIRE at the top of his lungs..*

this is so pathetic... I think anime deserves to die for ruining my battle with pratt.

DIE BITCH!!!

*cloud corkscrews forward, flying straight through anime and leaving a gaping hole in his now lifeless body.*

Now I must go on my neverending search for the dark lord once again.. I've no doubt that he has not left the universe alone forever, but when he does come back. I will be there waiting, with my sabers ready and willing for combat to the death.

*cloud turns around and walks off into the sunset, there is a small wind blowing his hair around his face. he has lived through yet another day. He wonders when he will finally be able to rest after traveling for 7000 years in order to defeat the dark side of the force..*

[[CAI]sir]

*out of the sunset then comes a silewet of a figure it is the jedi master sir* u have broken the jedi code by striking down a defensless soldier for revenge, go back to the jedi council, the secret one u know where it is, they will forgive u, but do not fall to the darkside after all you have done.. you are falling to the darkside as we speak do not beome a pawn of the darkside like the dark jedi spart.. pratt abandoned him and he will u too.. do not fall from the light i believe there is still good in you.. dont fail now and we together with the other jedi will defeat the evil and bring peace and kindness to the galaxy once more.. now i have a mission i must attend to in hunting down the darkloads spirit so we can capture it before it finds another body.. *with that sir disappears without a trace using his force powers*

[{AB}Cloud- Bacon # 5]

wow sir.. you just repeated the same thing over and over again.. just using different words lol

[[CAI]sir]

It is part of the art of persuasion.. i was also waving my hand like retard but i dont know if that had affect.