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Post by {AB}Cloud- Bacon # 5 on Mar 13, 2006 18:55:47 GMT -5
umm.. nah it probably just made you seem more retarded than you already were. but good job!
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Post by animejunkie on Mar 15, 2006 11:53:35 GMT -5
*anime junkie rises back because like all anime, you can't be shot, cut in half, nuked, burnt, and drowned and still live, want proof watch bleach* *So anime bent on revenge starts his new quest to destroy cloud.*
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Post by {AB}Cloud- Bacon # 5 on Mar 15, 2006 17:25:16 GMT -5
*cloud is walking down the street one day, when all of a sudden, Anime jumps out and stabs him in the face with a saudering iron. Cloud falls over dead. Cloud, as everyone knew, was the most powerful jedi master the universe has ever known and will ever know. He knows everything about both the light AND the dark sides of the force, and is able to use both at a moments notice.*
*he has so much power, that if killed, he can use the force to heal his body and spirit in a split second and practically raise from the dead.* *it has happened many times in the past so this is no surprise*
*Cloud rises up from the ground and pulls the iron out of his face, laughs at anime for trying to kill him; he then turns around, and walks away. Anime will never be able to kill him.*
*Cloud thinks silently about the only person that could possibly kill him.. That person, is now just a spirit searching for a body to inhabit. That person.. is Pratt. Yet once pratt finds a body, Cloud will know.. and will be there in an instant, ready to cut pratt down again, as he has so many times over the millenia that they have been alive.*
*he is the only person who could ever sense pratt so well. not only because Cloud is the most powerful force in the universe... but because Pratt is actually his twin brother, who has just as much power has Cloud himself.. and their battles are mighty indeed.*
SHOCKERRR!!!! dun dun dun... pratt and cloud are actually twins?!!!! what will happen next? Who will die next.. pratt or cloud?
yeah.. it's your turn to write something pratt.. I'm not near as good at this as you lol
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Post by animejunkie on Mar 16, 2006 9:47:06 GMT -5
*anime realizes that he cannot defeat cloud so easily so he devises a plan* * the next day cloud was asked to meet anime for a discussion about pratt.* *Then just when he got there cloud was pushed into a carbonite machine* *then he was taken on animes personal space cruiser and shot into a super nova which anime watched as he was swallowed up by the super nova*
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Post by Rad on Mar 17, 2006 0:25:14 GMT -5
*Rad is still married to Amidala, and is living a life of leisure. They have a couple of kids and a dog. Amidala can't believe how good looking Rad is, but Rad can. He knows it cause it is his own delusion that he is living in. Every now and then some doctor tries to give Rad an antipsychotic medication to stop the halucinations. Rad always refuses them*
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Post by animejunkie on Mar 17, 2006 8:50:47 GMT -5
*Yet somehow this psychotic thing rad has going draws anime in to be his evil apprentis* *rads main teachings are the ways rad is sexy and all must be memorized and chosen in the right order on a multiple choice test.*
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Post by {AB}Cloud- Bacon # 5 on Mar 18, 2006 15:12:20 GMT -5
wow.. what a stupid way for me to die.. except that I can't die, I made that point many times in the last part that I wrote.. a dur
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Post by animejunkie on Mar 18, 2006 22:07:09 GMT -5
I'm sorry how could you not die when being thrown into a super nova? Carbonite may not kill you but a super nova will. Its more powerful then the sun.
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Post by {AB}Cloud- Bacon # 5 on Mar 19, 2006 12:03:09 GMT -5
psh.. but the force is more powerful than any super nova..
and the force = me
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Post by {AB}Cloud- Bacon # 5 on Mar 19, 2006 12:03:24 GMT -5
or... I mean the force = Cloud
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Post by animejunkie on Mar 19, 2006 18:55:57 GMT -5
no no no, if you wana beat a super nova you need the force and A BIGGER sword.
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Post by {AB}Cloud- Bacon # 5 on Mar 19, 2006 21:12:48 GMT -5
who has a bigger sword than cloud strife?? except maybe sephiroth.. but his is just a long ass katana.. that's about 8 feet long probly
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Post by animejunkie on Mar 19, 2006 21:30:40 GMT -5
Hey its not my fault you can't find a bigger sword.
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Post by [CAI]sir on Mar 23, 2006 19:13:28 GMT -5
*Sir is meditating on the beach when all of the sudden a big frozen rock sculpture thing falls from the heavens. Sir notices who it is it is the mixed up young jedi cloud who has no side light or dark. It seems his brain fried a little and is damaged from extreme gravitational pull. So sir devises a plan and erases wats left of clouds memory and turns him into a soldier for the light. And when the lightside was about to win with its awsome power cloud meets a girl names amidala and leaves with her and alopes. Suddenly one day a few years l8er some random guy who looks very warn down by life and drugs and alcohol breaks into clouds house and kills him in his sleep. An apprentice by name of anime says* "Master i have done your will now may i face the trials" *The master says* "Yes young anime yes u may" *Sir feels the disturbance in the force and goes to the jedi councel and tells them of what has happened they launch an imediate assult on the last fortress of evil to end it once and for all before they can recooperate. What they dont know is that a reincarnated dark lord is there back from the dead. He is the last bit of evil powerful enough to destroy the light side. All of the light must join together without cloud to defeat him. They choose one of there most powerful jedi sentinals Sir to lead the LAST ASSULT*
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Post by Rad on Mar 28, 2006 13:19:42 GMT -5
For Cying out loud, Sir, read the previous posts. Amidala is with Rad. They are happy, and she would never go out with Cloud. The disturbance you feel is a shift in your bowels, and has nothing to do with the force. You just moved over to the dark side of the fart.
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